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  |  | Reasons Why A Gun Is Better
Than A Woman
  
    You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
    You can trade a .44 for .22, and probably
      get a little money to boot.
    You can have one handgun for the home and
      another for travel.
    If you admire a friend's handgun and tell
      him so, he'll be impressed and let you try a few rounds with it.
    Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you
      have a back-up.
    Your handgun will stay with you, even if
      you're out of ammo. Reasons Why A Gun Is Better
Than A Man
  
    You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
    You can trade a .44 for .22, and probably
      get a little money to boot.
    You can have one handgun for the home and
      another for travel.
    If you admire a friend's handgun and tell
      her so, she'll be impressed and let you try a few rounds with it.
    Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you
      have a back-up.
    You can lock your gun in a closest without
      it whining.
    Your gun fires whenever you want it to as
      many times as it takes to satisfy you. |  | 
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