Choose a definition from the list below to determine your place in the
political spectrum:
Gun-Nut n.
1) A clinical term used by mental health professionals to identify a
person who possesses an abnormal fascination with firearms. (i.e., "Patient
exhibits antisocial tendencies and appears to be a gun-nut.") Such persons
are thought to present a serious threat to public safety.
2) A hideous vampiric demon which haunts the twisted minds of liberal
statists. (e.g., republican, conservative radio host, corporate executive,
libertarian.)
3) An honest, hardworking, taxpaying person who owns one or more
firearms, enjoys the shooting sports and/or supports the lawful ownership of
firearms by the general population; provided they are psychologically competent
and do not have a criminal record. (e.g., the vast majority of Americans.)
If you chose definition #1: You are most likely politically moderate.
You are also misinformed. Log-on to KeepAndBearArms.com to further educate
yourself.
If you chose definition #2: You are an extreme lefty. You believe in
big government. You don't trust people in general. You believe the Constitution
is outdated, in particular - the Second Amendment. You are an enemy of liberty.
Watch your back.
If you chose definition #3: You are a freedom-loving, patriotic
individual who doesn't much like being called a nut. You're welcome at my
campfire anytime. I've got your back.
