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Creative use of a return envelope (PG-rated)
by Jeremy
Originally published on this website September 11, 2000
I just received a fundraising form letter from "F"-rated
gungrabber Rick Lazio:
Dear Jeremy,
My name is Rick Lazio.
It won't take me six pages to convince you to send me an urgently needed
contribution for my United States Senate
campaign in New York.
It will take only six words:
I'm running against Hillary Rodham Clinton.
Sincerely,
Rick Lazio
The following is the response I wrote on the bottom of the letter and mailed
back in his postage paid envelope:
Hey asshole, here are 14 more words:
The right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.
Learn them well -- by betraying them, you've lost the support of gun
owners.
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