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The Clintons enjoying their family pet on the White House lawn. The dog was treated for the standard STD's and later released from a local veterinarian. Said the vet, "The dog was too trusting and didn't know the President's history, or he'd surely have kept a safe distance." The President and First Lady were unavailable for comment.