Sing along to
"The Twelve Recounts of Christmas"
Author Unknown, but thanks for
the laugh...
On the first recount of Christmas, my country gave to me ... a disputed
presidency.
On the second recount of Christmas, my country gave to me ... two campaign
spins, and a disputed presidency.
On the third recount of Christmas my country gave to me ... three pregnant
chads, two campaign spins, and a disputed presidency.
On the fourth recount of Christmas my country gave to me ... four contested
ballots, three pregnant chads, two campaign spins, and a disputed presidency.
On the fifth recount of Christmas my country gave to me ... five... court
fil-ings! -- Four contested ballots, three pregnant chads, two campaign spins,
and a disputed presidency.
On the sixth recount of Christmas my country gave to me... six
disenfranchised voters, five... court fil-ings! Four contested ballots, three
pregnant chads, two campaign spins, and a disputed presidency.
On the seventh recount of Christmas my country gave to me... seven
politicians babbling, six disenfranchised voters, five... court fil-ings! Four
contested ballots, three pregnant chads, two campaign spins, and a disputed
presidency.
On the eighth recount of Christmas my country gave to me... eight spokesmen
whining, seven politicians babbling, six disenfranchised voters, five... court
fil-ings! Four contested ballots, three pregnant chads, two campaign spins, and
a disputed presidency.
On the ninth recount of Christmas my country gave to me... nine reporters
guessing, eight spokesmen whining, seven politicians babbling, six
disenfranchised voters, five... court fil-ings! Four contested ballots, three
pregnant chads, two campaign spins, and a disputed presidency.
On the tenth recount of Christmas my country gave to me... ten legal rulings,
nine reporters guessing, eight spokesmen whining, seven politicians babbling,
six disenfranchised voters, five... court fil-ings! Four contested ballots,
three pregnant chads, two campaign spins, and a disputed presidency.
On the eleventh recount of Christmas my country gave to me... eleven judges
judging, ten legal rulings, nine reporters guessing, eight spokesmen whining,
seven politicians babbling, six disenfranchised voters, five... court fil-ings!
Four contested ballots, three pregnant chads, two campaign spins, and a disputed
presidency.
On the twelfth recount of Christmas my country gave to me... twelve lawyers
lying, eleven judges judging, ten legal rulings, nine reporters guessing, eight
spokesmen whining, seven politicians babbling, six disenfranchised voters,
five... court fil-ings! Four contested ballots, three pregnant chads, two
campaign spins... and... a disputed presidency!
