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Jeep Marketing Genius
TO: FROM: RE: January 9, 2002
Dear DaimlerChrysler,
I wrote to investor relations, of
all places, to tell you that GMC/Chevy just ruined an 11-year loyalty I held
firmly for them -- they will not win it back, either.
And until I saw your ridiculous
anti-hunting advertisement showing people using Jeeps to transport deer and
let them go in "no hunting" zones, I was eyeing Jeep as my next long-term
automotive provider. I already test-drove one, in fact, and I'll be calling
my could-have-been sales rep to explain how you lost his sale.
Do any of your touchy feely marketing
geniuses realize how many deer die of starvation in America due to under-culling
of the herds? Once upon a time, wolves, coyotes, big cats and bear took care
of the excess, but those aren't around in sufficient numbers to do the job anymore.
(The only exception is where wolves have been reintroduced by EnvironMental
Cases -- like the people who designed your absurd ad -- and the wolves are killing
the young moose, caribou and unequivocally creating alarming decline in the
were-returning herds. Enviro-ninnies would rather a young moose get attacked
and killed by a pack of wolves than have it live a nice life and then be eaten
by a family of people who tend to the Earth, I suppose. If we were all so enlightened...)
Do you folks have a problem with
meat going into a freezer rather than being eaten by maggots out in some field?
Those ads need to exit the American
airwaves yesterday. I look forward to assuring that thousands more Real Americans
find out about your hostility toward the natural alignment between man and animal
borne through the ancient tradition of hunting.
Most sincerely, and do have a very
nice day,
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