Bumper
Stickers that Offend
by Michael Z. Williamson
These bumper stickers are designed to offend the liberals, outrage the politicians, and line my pocket with cash. And as a special bonus, 10% of all purchases will go to
KeepAndBearArms.com. (No, KABA isn't necessarily agreeing with all of these
statements, but I am, so send me your order so we can support KABA in one more
way - and stick 'em in all the right places.) Read and enjoy, ordering instructions are below.
...AND JU$TICE FOR $OME
ANNOY A POLITICIAN TODAY. THINK!
ASSASSINS, INC. WE AIM TO PLEASE
AT ANY TIME, AT ANY PLACE, OUR SNIPERS CAN DROP YOU. HAVE A NICE DAY
BILL OF RIGHTS, AMENDMENT 2 (overstamped in red with “void where prohibited by law”)
BORN FREE, TAXED TO DEATH
CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE. NOT JUST FOR REVOLUTIONARIES ANYMORE
DON’T BLAME ME, I VOTED FOR DOLE
DEATH IS BUT A DOORWAY. HERE, LET ME HOLD THIS FOR YOU
ELIMINATE TRAFFIC CONGESTION. LEGALIZE VEHICULAR WEAPONRY
EVERYTHING I REALLY NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED IN SNIPER SCHOOL
FRIENDS HELP YOU MOVE. REAL FRIENDS HELP YOU MOVE BODIES
GOD IS MY CO-PILOT, BUT THE DEVIL IS MY BOMBARDIER
GROW YOUR OWN DOPE. PLANT A POLITICIAN
“GUN CONTROL” ISN’T ABOUT GUNS, IT’S ABOUT CONTROL
GUNS DON’T KILL PEOPLE, FEDERAL AGENTS DO
GUNS DON’T KILL PEOPLE, POSTAL WORKERS DO
HONK IF YOU’VE NEVER SEEN AN UZI FIRED FROM A MOVING CAR
I DON’T HAVE A LICENSE TO KILL. I HAVE A LEARNER’S PERMIT
I LOVE MY COUNTRY, IT’S MY GOVERNMENT I FEAR
IF GOD HAD MEANT FOR ME TO VOTE, HE WOULD HAVE GIVEN ME REAL CANDIDATES TO CHOOSE FROM
IF GUNS ARE OUTLAWED CAN WE USE SWORDS?
IF GUNS CAUSE CRIME THEN WOMEN CAUSE PROSTITUTION
IF GUNS CAUSE CRIME, THEN MATCHES CAUSE ARSON
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU’RE IN SIGHT
IF YOU CAN’T DAZZLE THEM WITH BRILLIANCE, RIDDLE THEM WITH BULLETS
IGNORE YOUR RIGHTS AND THEY’LL GO AWAY
IS IT TOO LATE TO GET THE RUSSIANS TO NUKE WASHINGTON?
LADIES ANARCHIST SEWING CIRCLE AND TERRORIST SOCIETY
(mushroom cloud) MADE IN AMERICA BY LAZY ILLITERATE AMERICAN WORKERS. TESTED IN JAPAN
MY MIND IS NOT FOR SALE OR RENT TO ANY GOD OR GOVERNMENT
NEVER SHOOT TO KILL. ALWAYS SHOOT TO LIVE
PEOPLE ARE MORE VIOLENTLY OPPOSED TO FUR THAN LEATHER BECAUSE IT’S EASIER TO HARASS RICH WOMEN THAN MOTORCYCLE GANGS
POLITICIANS PREFER UNARMED PEASANTS
PRO-FREE SPEECH. PRO-GUN. PRO-CHOICE. PRO-FREEDOM!
PYSCHOAMAZON WARBITCH FROM HELL WITH AN ATTITUDE
QUESTION AUTHORITY BEFORE IT QUESTIONS YOU
QUESTION AUTHORITY. DON’T ASK WHY, JUST DO IT!
STOP THE VIOLINS! VISUALIZE WHIRLED PEAS!
SUPPORT (PETA) PEOPLE EATING TASTY ANIMALS
SURE YOU CAN TRUST THE GOVERNMENT. JUST ASK AN INDIAN!
THE BILL OF RIGHTS WENT TOO FAR. THEY SHOULD HAVE STOPPED WITH “CONGRESS SHALL MAKE NO LAW.”
THE CONSTITUTION HAS ITS FLAWS, BUT IT'S A DAMN SIGHT BETTER THAN WHAT WE’VE GOT NOW!
THE ROAD TO HELL IS PAVED WITH DEMOCRATS
THE STRONGEST REASON FOR PEOPLE TO RETAIN THE RIGHT TO KEEP AND BEAR ARMS, IS AS A LAST RESORT, TO PROTECT THEMSELVES AGAINST TYRANNY IN GOVERNMENT--THOMAS JEFFERSON
THE ULTIMATE FEMININE PROTECTION. 9MM ON LIGHT DAYS, .44 MAGNUM ON HEAVY DAYS
THE 1ST AMENDMENT GRANTS FREE SPEECH. SO DOES THE 2ND!
THE WAY TO A MAN’S HEART IS BETWEEN THE FOURTH AND FIFTH RIBS
THEY’LL TAKE MY GUN WHEN THEY PRY MY COLD STIFF FINGERS OFF THE TRIGGER
TOURIST SEASON’S COMING UP! DON’T FORGET YOUR LICENSE!
WARNING! DRIVER CARRIES NO MORE THAN $20 WORTH OF AMMUNITION
WARNING: THE ATTORNEY GENERAL HAS DETERMINED THAT ALCOHOL, TOBACCO AND FIREARMS CAN BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH...AND GETS AWAY WITH IT
WATERSHIP DOWN. YOU’VE RED THE BOOK. YOU’VE SEEN THE MOVIE. NOW,
EAT THE STEW!
WE CAN FIRE POLITICIANS BECAUSE WE CAN FIRE GUNS
WE WILL NEVER HAVE GREAT LEADERS AS LONG AS WE MISTAKE EDUCATION FOR INTELLIGENCE, AMBITION FOR ABILITY AND LACK OF TRANSGRESSION FOR INTEGRITY
WHAT’S WRONG WITH A WAITING PERIOD BEFORE PUBLISHING A NEWSPAPER SO THE GOVERNMENT CAN CHECK YOUR FACTS?
WHAT WE REALLY NEED IS A MOMENT OF SCIENCE IN THE PUBLIC SCHOOLS!
WHERE IS LEE HARVEY OSWALD WHEN WE REALLY NEED HIM?
WILL BUILD THERMONUCLEAR DEVICES FOR FOOD
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT. SO PLEASE SHUT UP!
Like ‘em? Love ‘em? Want more of ‘em? They look great on your cubicle, your car, or someone else’s car...
Price: $2 each, $10 for 6, $20 for 13. Larger quantities, call and ask. Of course, you could skip the discount and we’ll give the extra to KABA...
Checks, money orders, Visa, Mastercard, Discover to:
Cloak & Dagger
PO box 1605
Indpls, IN 46206-1605
or order by phone at 317-882-3022 Please enclose $1 shipping and handling for any quantity above.
