Carjacking
Foiled
An elderly lady did her shopping and upon
return found four males in her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her
handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice that she knows how
to use it and that she will if required: so get out of her car.
The four men didn't wait around for a second
invitation but got out and ran like mad, whereupon the lady proceeded to load
her shopping bags into the back of the car and get into the driver's seat.
Small problem: her key wouldn't fit the
ignition. Her car was identical and parked 4 or 5 spaces farther down. She
loaded her bags into her car and drove to the police station.
The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly
tore himself in two with laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter,
where four pale white males were reporting a carjacking by a mad elderly white
woman; no charges were filed.