A federal bureaucrat came to a farm to do an
inspection against the farmer's will. When the farmer began to protest,
the fed showed him a green ID card and said that because of that card, he didn't
need a warrant. The farmer complained but didn't shoot him.
The fed went through a gate and started making
an inspection around a barn. Moments later, he came running back toward the gate
the farmer had closed and locked, chased by a large, very irate bull, yelling
"Help me, help me!"
The farmer yelled back, "Show him your