For Want of a Nail
by L. Neil Smith
The other day on a radio talk show (okay, on the radio talk show) an
anonymous Army NCO calling from Fort Bragg revealed that, thanks to
Clinton cutbacks and the administration's general contempt for all
things military, members of the 82nd Airborne had boarded their C-130s
anticipating combat in Haiti with only one used magazine apiece for
their rifles and 15 rounds of ammunition.
The weapon currently issued to our soldiers expends 15 rounds in 9/10
of a second. I don't know what regulations call for these days, but
when you're headed for a fight, you want to have lots of magazines for
your rifle and plenty of cartridges. Half a dozen magazines would be
nice and a dozen even better. The advertised purpose in the 60s of
downsizing from the .30 caliber M14 to the .22 caliber M16 was so
that soldiers could carry more of the tiny -- some say ineffectual --
cartridges it shoots. Apparently they're needed: it's calculated that
our forces fired a million rounds per enemy casualty in Viet Nam.
Our military has faced shortages and inappropriate supplies since its
inception. Crooked suppliers were jailed during the War Between the
States, and GIs were shipped wool uniforms in Cuba during the Spanish
American War. I grew up in the military, where my father once
discovered that a thousand lawn mowers had been sent for some reason
to our air base in Goose Bay, Labrador. When it proved impossible to
issue the titanium helmets that had just been invented to soldiers in
Viet Nam, or when they needed pocketable sidearms to protect them from
the depredations of the Viet Cong when they were off duty in Saigon,
moms and dads cheerfully chipped in and mailed them whatever they needed.
What is new is that the United States Congress -- and most notably the
Republican Party -- has deliberately and knowingly created a situation
that will sooner or later result directly in the needless deaths of
countless American soldiers. Republicans supplied Clinton with 46 of
the 40 votes he needed (that's right, I said 46 of 40 votes) to pass a
"crime" bill which bans the manufacture of M16-type magazines for the
civilian market, despite the fact that there are hundreds of thousands
of such rifles already in civilian hands.
Rifles whose owners are grimly determined never to give them up.
Now what is this a formula for?
Well, before Republicans pusillanimously abandoned the Bill of Rights
and the constituency most responsible for putting Ronald Reagan and
George Bush in office, M16 magazines moved sluggishly at gun shows for
about a buck and a half apiece. Now, because there will never be a
legal source of them again -- until this asinine law is repealed -- the
same magazines sell out at $30.00.
For now.
Understand that M16 magazines are nothing but thin-walled aluminum
boxes of about the same weight and bulk as a pair of heavy socks. A
jacket and pair of trousers could be used to conceal at least a dozen
of them. (Remember why we switched from the big heavy rifle to the
little handy one?) The civilian market is insatiable and any Army
brat will tell you that additional millions of magazines will
disappear from military inventories over the next couple of years
through a process well-known and fondly referred to as "the moonlight
requisition". Hell, they'll evaporate from military stores like ice
cubes in ... well, Haiti.
And that, in turn, guarantees absolutely that no matter how vigorously
the military tries to resupply in the future, the black market will
always offer enough for M16 magazines -- more than two thousand
percent profit -- that chronic shortages of them will continue among
the troops. And this time, mom and dad will be forbidden -- under
penalty of law -- to make up the shortfall.
Which means that for want of $1.50 worth of spot-welded sheet-metal,
your brother, your sister, your son, or your daughter will be at
risk -- totally unnecessary risk -- because of legislation intended not to
stop crime (its proponents admitted as much before it got passed) but
simply to disarm civilians.
For exactly the same reason, if your brother or son (or sister or
daughter) happens to be a cop, he (or she) is walking the mean streets
with thousands of dollars' worth of attractive, highly-salable
contraband on his (or her) duty belt in the form of a high-capacity
semiautomatic pistol and spare magazines that, because of Republican
cooperation with the Clinton Administration, are likelier to get him
(or her) killed now than to save his (or her) life.
When that happens, remember those 46 Republican congressmen and the
half dozen Republican Senators who acted as their accomplices in this
crime against the Constitution.
You might want to thank them.
Or something.
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