One Sunday morning, Chelsea burst into the living quarters at the White House
and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married
to the greatest hunk in Washington. He lives in Georgetown and his name is
After dinner, the President took Chelsea aside. "Honey, I have to talk
with you. Your Mother and I have been married a long time. She's a wonderful
wife but she's never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I have fooled
around with other women a lot. Matt is actually your half-brother, and I'm
afraid you can't marry him." Chelsea was heartbroken, but after eight
months she eventually started dating again.
A year later she came home and very proudly announced, "Robert asked me
to marry him! We're getting married in June." Again her father insisted on
another private conversation and broke the sad news. "Robert is your
half-brother too, Honey. I'm awfully sorry about this." Chelsea was
furious! She finally decided to go to her Mother and tell her." Dad has
done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," she complained.
"Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the guy is my half-brother."
Hillary just shook her head. "Don't pay any attention to what he says
dear. He's not really your father."