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The Deer Hunt

1:00 A.M.      Alarm clock rings.
2:00 A.M.      Hunting partner arrives, drags you out of bed.
2:30 A.M.      Throw everything but the kitchen sink into the pickup.
3:00 A.M.      Leave for the deep woods.
3:15 A.M.      Drive back home and pick up gun.
3:30 A.M.      Drive like hell to get to the woods before daylight.
4:00 A.M.      Set up camp - forgot the damn tent!
4:30 A.M.      Head into the woods.
6:05 A.M.      See eight deer!
6:06 A.M.      Take aim and squeeze trigger.
6:07 A.M.      "Click".
6:08 A.M.      Load gun while watching deer go over the hill.
8:00 A.M.      Head back to camp.
9:00 A.M.      Still looking for camp.
10:00 A.M.     Realize you don't know where camp is.
Noon             Fire gun for help, eat wild berries.
12:15 P.M.     Run out of bullets, eight deer come back.
12:20 P.M.     Strange feeling in stomach.
12:30 P.M.     Realize you ate poison berries.
12:45 P.M.     Rescued!
3:00 P.M.      Arrive back in camp.
3:30 P.M.      Leave camp to kill deer.
4:00 P.M.      Return to camp for bullets.
4:01 P.M.      Load gun, leave camp again.
5:00 P.M.      Empty gun on squirrel that is bugging you. Miss.
6:00 P.M.      Arrive at camp, see deer grazing there.
6:01 P.M.      Load gun.
6:02 P.M.      Fire gun.
6:03 P.M.      One dead pickup.
6:05 P.M.      Hunting partner returns to camp dragging deer.
6:06 P.M.      Repress strong desire to shoot partner.
6:07 P.M.      Fall into campfire.
6:08 P.M.      Change clothes.
6:10 P.M.      Throw burned clothes into campfire.
6:15 P.M.      Take pickup, leave partner and his deer in the woods.
6:25 P.M.      Pickup boils over, hole shot in engine block.
6:26 P.M.      Start walking.
6:30 P.M.      Stumble and fall, drop gun in the mud.
6:35 P.M.      Meet bear.
6:36 P.M.      Take aim.
6:37 P.M.      Fire gun, blow up barrel plugged with mud.
6:38 P.M.      Mess pants.
6:39 P.M.      Climb tree!
9:00 P.M.      Bear departs, wrap @#$%&*! Gun around tree.
Midnight        Home at last!

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Congress have no power to disarm the militia. Their swords, and every other terrible implement of the soldier, are the birthright of an American... The unlimited power of the sword is not in the hands of either the federal or state government, but, where I trust in God it will ever remain, in the hands of the people. Tench Coxe, Pennsylvania Gazette, Feb. 20, 1788.

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